What would YOU do with the drunken sailor?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

I'll early HIS morning

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

ask him if he knew how to cure cancer

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Refuse to serve him any more
and hope he fucks off of his own accord.
( CowJam, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Male or female?
Either way sodomy is the answer
(PsychoChomp, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

Play Jenga

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

Nick what's left of his rum.
and give it to Esme.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

Sing a sea shanty.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

milk him

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

don't look at me
he's not my responsibility
( well, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

... anymore.

( Jobe, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Well, traditionally he may be lashed in front of the rest of the crew
or forces to stand in the riggings for a set period of time. It depended on the captain as to the punishment.
( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

in his absence, we'll have to go with Mrs Hood Butter's suggestion

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

It would not be uncommon for women to be hidden on board larger ships

( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

didnt the carpenters take their wives on board with them?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

I don't know
Probably. Yeah. Yes. Yes they did. And she had to live in a box made of wolves.
( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

i think they did, as the carpenter was like a god on a boat
i think they had women to do womanly things...... you kno won a long voyage,

like stitching the sails etc etc
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

Only if they had a Ticket to Ride

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Because they want to be Close to You

( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

:(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

well, giant, child-bearing hips would be obvious on a smaller vessels

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Chevron

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Shit chevron.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

I'll chevron YOUR chevron in a minute

( broadsword, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

Swing on my chevron.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

Chevron

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Throw him out the window.
I think.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

I'd feed him more rum
then jar up his sick and sell it
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

in blackjacks emblazoned with rare shells
and a conch atop
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

Sounds like a perfect new member for SlipKnot

( magnum, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Wait until he fell asleep
then nick his wallet
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)