haha, yeah Torres
with players like him it's no wonder they did well in the Prem ... oh

it's no wonder they did well in the Champions Lea .... oh

I bet he can get a steering lock off really quick
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

he´s the best striker in the world
but thankfully liverpool have feck all else in the form of talent (besides gerrard)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

no he bloody well isn't

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

He's in the top 5.
Behind and Rooney, Berbatov and others.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

fuck Berbatov man, fuck Berbatov right in the fucking ear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

*nods*

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

I think his nonchalant style fits manchester united perfectly.
His touches and finishing are immense.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

he plays like he's asleep, he can't be arsed tracking back and he's just lazy if it's not a big game
or even if it is a big game

I say sell him and hang on to Tevez
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Concurred.
Tevez is a workhorse and always looks for the shot on goal. More of an asset than Berbatov, easily.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

He apparently refused cosmetic surgery on his sickeningly disgusting scars too.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

cos he watched lethal weapon
and he knows the girls love me
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Berbatov top 5 in the world?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'd say.
I'm really trying not to mention Robbie Keane here as I know the reaction it'll get.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

You know there are more countries in the world than England, right?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Wales has some great footballers.
Honest.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

I'm well aware of that.
We're talking strikers here though. I believe the best ones in the world play in the premiership.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Emile Ivanhoe Heskey
is by far the greatest striker ever.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

bah
1. Torres
2. Eto´o
3. Anelka
4. Rooney
5. Villa

Going on last seasons form and goals.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

No Zlatan Ibrahimovic?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

he´s fucking shite

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

He's fucking shite in anything other than worthless games.
He's not a big game player whatsoever.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Here's the revised list for you.
1. Heskey
2. Crouch
3. Koller
4. Harewood
5. Zamora
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Bobby Zamora is one of the shittest people ever to kick a football.
and I'm including people who have been paralized since they kicked a ball.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)