I'm at TonyUNDERSCORE's house
And I just spent the last ten minutes filling his showerhead with boiled sweets, chilli powder, and purple hair dye.

He probably thinks I was doing a shit or something, the naive git.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

great stuff

( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Ah fuck.
This is why I went to real life and became successful there instead.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

haha

( well, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

no offence
forum banter
( moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

HELLO GORGEOUS
Not home yet. At Tony's innit. Will be home TOMORROW or DAY AFTER whereupon I'll SEE WHAT YOU GOT ME and PROBABLY COME.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

psh, wasn't worth sending it in the end, you ungrateful shit
no offence, banter on a forum
( moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

hahaha
I love you.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

<3 fag

( moohalaa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

well that didn't take long

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Quick everyone widen the doors.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

successful popular
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Yeah.
This was necessary
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

TonyUnderscore here.
MOT, you're shitter than russ.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Heh.
Japes.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

lol

( weaver., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

eugh
i feel unclean now
( weaver., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

You filthy man

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Or woman, either way
/ac
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

what function do the boiled sweet have ?

( turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

To make it a sweet shower.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

makes it sticky, innit.
Lick a boiled sweet and put it on a towel. Then try to get it off after thirty seconds.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Still. It would also complement the spicy powder in a very sweet way.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Clean his toilet with his toothbrush

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

i would
but it's probably cleaner than his mouth.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

At the office, the korean staff regularly leave their toothbrush
on the side in the office toilets. :(
They are always brushing their teeth in there. I think its so foul in there I don't like to touch anything, letalone put anything into my mouth.
( turb0t, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

They live in the drains.
Toilets have flushed silently for years. It's just koreans, in the pipes, discussing the rapid passing of paper and effluent in their secret language of water.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)