Surely it would be easier to spot the tall black personin a huge field of white snow.
Why would you look for his foot prints? I think you've made that too complicated. Think on.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:56,
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You could just look for his massive penis as well.You know, because he's black.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:56,
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That's just racist to assume all black people have large cocks.I'm not black and I have a huge cock. Would you like to see a photo? 3.bp.blogspot.com/_RRIGqzPDF00/RmiAaDJ8YjI/AAAAAAAAA28/z8-TleZJQe0/s400/giant%2Bchicken%2Bcock.jpg
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:58,
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you could be Nigerianand hung like a little brown cocktail shrimp
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:17,
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:00,
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or the left, if he's walking right to leftthe foot prints don't really show the direction
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:01,
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When I worked in a wetherspoonsa bunch of regulars asked me why I had a slight limp. I told them it's cos I have a large cock, and which side my limp is on depends on which side I've dressed today.
Amazingly, they all believed me without questioning me.
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CowJam, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:07,
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Looks like he's limping a bitI'm sure his cock would zig-zag as he walked
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:08,
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magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:10,
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