I love the use of "mate" when starting a wobble

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

Mate,
YOU ARE A CUNT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND I REALLY HOPE YOU DIE SOON HOPEFULLY OF SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING PAINFUL LIKE PANCREATIC CANCER.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

pancreatic cancer
doesn't exist. you won't catch me out that easily, nice try though.
( tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

Pancreatic cancer does exist.
And it's a horrible, painful condition.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

all cancer is just a ruse
by doctors to make money. like mental illness.
( tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

As trolls go
you're fucking useless
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

not trolling
i was just changing a light bulb and thought i would ask b3ta if i was all good. sorry it was such a poor question. i wasn't responding to any of the posts telling me what an idiot i am as i could see their point. but not that pleased to be called a paedo. thought b3ta was less twattish than the internet average. not to worry.
( tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

it's better if there is a smiley at the end

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)