you're thinking of the Amish

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

The Amish Underground Criminal Collective is the most deadly crime family in America
TRUE
( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

I've seen them
with their getaway wagons.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

Quick! put this disguise beard on! ...no wait

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Their arch-enemies are the Hasidic Jew Justice Corporation

( Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

They shoot you with a passage from the bible and pointed finger

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

"Tonight... we is gonna shoot Paulie dead."
"But Don Jacob, we don't use guns onna count of us being Amish."
"Fine... tonight... Paulie ain't allowed no churned butter."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

they could still stab people, I imagine
or flatten them under a barn.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)