I prescribe new friends

(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

I had a nice time, thank you very much

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

that's how it starts...
then it's a slippery slope to wearing hemp and not-bothering to shave
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

I'm already a dreadful hippy, I'll have you know
I knit my own yoghurt.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

*sigh*
*looks down at crotch*

eurgh

EDIT: YOUR CROTCH!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

Sighing sadly isn't the response you want when people are looking at your crotch, Hubare.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Neither is the look of sheer horror
But alas, such is life.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

*recoils*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

HEY! You were nowhere near my crotch.
Or were you...?

*looks under desk*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

I'm quite short
it's entirely possible.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

I can't remember you being that short

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

...
....
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

that was my impression of 7 spangolins btw

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

haha
you bastard :D
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

nyuk nyuk nyuk ;D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

everyone must look short to you,
you're massive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

I'm not that tall
but I am massive.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

you towered above me and I'm 5'10"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

man I am so fucking short

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Yes you are
I'm sure one of my friends is shorter though. Being short has got to be better than being tall, people don't get all intimidated and stuff.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

no.. like... nah... coz...
tell you what... we arange a plc n ill sho u mi crotch n how trim it iz n tht..!

I'm off for a sulk!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

yeah yeah nice try at the edit there ol' helmetdale harvester

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

lol

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Ello stranger,

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Haha eww

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)