Aha, there is the missing footnote

and interesting footnote to describe his wife.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:15, archived)

mmmmmm. sphincterwarming
;)
( just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

How do chap
I've not seen you since the picnic in Edinburgh. I was worried that we'd* scared you off :P

*I'd
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:22, archived)

of course you didn't*
We're fine (except see above post). Just been bust at work, and finding no time available to be here. Lurked very occaisionally, but my workload has calmed itself, so I'm back :)


*n't
( just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)

Grand :)
Well in the last 10 days I've been best man on a stag night, had an interview, got the job, moved house, rowed with 2 of my old flat mates and finally got settled and unpacked in my new place!

I'm sure I've bored all this lot with my whinging and bragging :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:29, archived)

unpacked in 10 days?

You are carrier bag man, AICMFP.
No man can unpack his porn and CD collection and file it neatly in alphabetical order AND find places for socks and pants all within 10 days.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)

All my unpacking was done
on Sunday, Monday & Tuesday nights. It did take quite a long time to casually yet asthetically arrange all my books though :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)

Congratumalations on the job, any chance you can find me one?
moving house is a bitch, we have vowed not to do it again for a long long time.
( just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)

I really hate moving
I think if this goes tits up I'll just stay there until they evict me :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)

All the luxury strap-ons
have built-in heater units for a chilly night's dogging.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

"Oh you look cold love,
let's get something warm inside you" is still one of my favorite but sadly ineffectual chat-up lines.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)

Better than
"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)

Arf :)

"Can I smell your pussy?"
"No!"
"Oh sorry, it must be your breath then"


I don't pull very often...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:31, archived)

Schmooooooooth!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 9:33, archived)