lol how do you find Will Smith in the snow lol
lol just look up and you'll see him because he's black lolololol
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

There's nothing funny about being black.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

Would it be racist to start a band of green and white minstrels?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

The Leprachauns would throw a fit.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Green and black minstrels and use an old gamboy to make all the music.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

haha, yes.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

and use them as a vehicle to sell chocolate

( spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Add a bit of Orange and the Ompa Loompas would have a field day.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

nah
orange and green is tic tacs, not minstrels
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Oh yeah, doh!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

I reckon there should be all different coloured minstrels,
and they could have a national championship league.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

smarties you mean?
i'm not sure they have a national championship league though
( well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

More black people need to white up and act like narrow minded cunts

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

now I don't know about that,
that sounds a bit racist.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

To know that something's racist, you have to be a bit racist yourself,
Racist.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

hang on,
that means everybody's racist except for racists.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Correction.
apart from racists who don't realise they're being racist.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

Ok ok ok, pink up then.

I think it's racist that 'flesh' coloured is 'white'. Do Chinese or Africans not have flesh!?!? FUCKING WHITE CUNTS!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

it is, actually.
that's a very good point.
It's more like a sort of beige, anyway. Not that near luminous orange colour we used to use in primary school.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

You say that but at alton towers I saw a girl who was exactly that colour.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

they paint themselves that way,
because that's what they teach is normal at primary school.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

I'm colourblind and coloured in people yellow :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

You were ahead of your time.
Matt Groening probably stole your idea.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

fucking BASTARD!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

It happens to us all.
I was talking about an idea I had in the pub the other day, no doubt someone or other will be producing it in a few months' time. Although it won't bother me much, because I can't even remember what the idea was now.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

It's not easy being green

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

There is a tiny bit...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)