You've made it angry now

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

I fisted the sky and made it angry

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I would have thought a little action would have made it happy.
who knew?!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

I will know for the future
Fisting is a no no
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Maybe more Astraglide is needed
Astraglide solves everything
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

The voice of experience, there.

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

you can fit a whole vauxhall up him/her...with Astraglide.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

precisely
Mary Poppin's bag ain't got nothing on me
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

*shivers*

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)