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Why don't you read a book?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
I'm not 100% sure what you look like.
But somebody described you today as "that one with the rapists eyes".
I was shocked at such a stereotype.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
he does have rapist eyes
it's true.
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It's been said that I have rapey eyes.
I'm responsible for most sexual crime that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
hello druid.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
Hi there lovely!
Would you like a piece of cake? There's some here and I don't want it.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
Ohh yes please :)
What kind is it though please?

I was told I was wrong the other day for being a northerner and not liking christmas cake with cheese, Both on their own YES but not together :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
You've failed the northern test. Christmas cake with cheese
is the best thing ever.
It's birthday cake, Blue Star baked it but I'm not a big cake fan. It'll be lovely for them's like cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
tea cakes with cheese in it
thats the way
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
you do fail
sorry
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what, like,
cheese actually on the cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
However you like.
I like to have a thin slice of cheese and put it on top of the slice of cake and eat it together like that. Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
this is approximately the oddest thing I've ever heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
Cake itself is a fucked up food.
Cheese is possibly stranger. Why not mix the two?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
Cheese is among the best things ever,
cake is generally a bit meh. I can kind of imagine how it works though, depending on the cheese. Maybe a nice, strong mature cheddar. The marzipan and icing is confusing me a bit, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)