That does sound lovely.
You don't want to know what's up. Let's just leave it as 'got a dicky tummy'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Up the duff?
Say no more.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Better not be.
Does it give you the squits?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Dunno, never been pregnant.
I'm saving myself.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

Yup.
I was pregnant once, I had terrible gas.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

a fartbaby doesn't count, you know DG.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

We gave our precious brown baby a burial at sea.
RIP BABY POO, U WID DA DOLFINZ NOW
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

pfft :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

D':
YOU'RE HORRIBLE TO ME! anyway, if it doesn't count then what's in this jar hmmmm??? *opens it up and offers towards you* His name is Stephen.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

*eyebrows fall off*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

He needs burping
*burps in the jar and screws top back on*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

:( *hugs but not too hard*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

:) ta lovely

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

IBS
or The Grudge
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

I've had IBS for ages, it doesn't usually give me that sort of result...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

IBS and The Grudge is a terrible thing

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

what the fuck is the grudg... oh, i geddit.
Girls are gross.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

ITS THE CURSE.

( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

personally i LOVE bleeding out of my undercarriage.

( sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Serves you all right.
HUSSIES, THE LOT OF YOU
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

If Adam ate the apple then we'd all be having dickbabies. Thank fuck for that...hahaha silly women, I don't need a pad to go jogging and play tennis.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Just a tenalady. Or one of them adult nappies.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

*Sloshy backhands*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)

*lobs one deep into your backcourt*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

*tucks balls until pockets*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

"URRRRGGGH, THIS ISN'T MY ROBINSON'S BARLEY WATER"
DONKEY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS!
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

heheh I dunna squash inta sum water

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

Has your undercarriage been tested and approved?
If not then I'm afraid I'll have to inform the CAA
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Oh, BS, my tummy feels like
There's a maypole practice going on with my intestines.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

I don't envy you :(
My database lecturer was a morris dancer and he looked like a spitting image of Gene Wilder
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)