I shaved my beard off recently but left the moustache.
Mainly to see what it looked like. I look like Josef Stalin.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I've been reading Montefiorre's book on Young Stalin.
It turns out the chap was also a pirate.
Top fellow.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

I read that.
It actually made me like the guy. He was quite the dashing blade as a young revolutionary.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

He got quite surreal as he aged, though.
He gave up after wiping out half of the Ukrainians saying he was tired of the whole project.
I've never been able to understand the logic of that.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

There's a great quote in that book
When he asks about whatever happened to the Russian Church.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Try shaving your beard down the middle next time and having mutton chops.
You'll never have to buy a pint in a pub again, people love 'em.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

Done that - last year when I still had long hair.
I looked like a ginger James Hetfield.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

Class.
I did mine for a bet and kept them for a few weeks. The MC from Pendulum told me they looked awesome. Didn't buy me a pint though, the cunt.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

Mutton chops are awesome.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

GET IN!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)