Contrary to what you project
I bet you're a sensitive lover that cries after sex.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

after during
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

all the time, actually.
He's probably sniffling now, wiping his delicate eyes on his lacy sleeves.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

Only if she bites hard enough.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

I sing a soulful 80s power ballad into the mirror when when It's all over
teasing my hair to make it even bigger and track down some pants.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

That's some wanking routine...
I know, I know /ac
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

wanking into the air conditioning?!?! HARCORE!!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

Oh yes
that's me alright.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

That mace is horrible stuff.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)