I like eggs?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Which world leader do you reckon you could get in a headlock quickest?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Gordon Brown;
As far as I know, he's the closest.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

I have a collection of ex-soviet despots in my desk drawer.
You egg-despising dribble of witchcraft and mischief.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

EX?
I like ex.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

V.F.N. 10 E.X.
I.F.E. 10 M.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

You are Benny Hill AICMF EX

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

Two Ronnies, old chap.
Tsk.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Was it?
Maybe I'm getting it mixed up with flippenflappenmuckenschpreder.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

I do enjoy exploiting your hidden secret power of knowing which head of state is closest to you at all times.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

If I'm honest, I just always say Gordon Brown and hope for the best.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Mao
He looked like a right fucking wimp.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

BATTLE ON!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Ghandi couldn't throw a punch either.
Though, by all accounts, Stalin was a hard fucker.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

I'd quite like to wrestle with the President of Ukraine.
She's hotter than Merkel.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Oops
Meant the Prime Minister.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

Obama, grab him by his weird ears.

( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Get with the times, dude.
Will Smith made those sort of ears cool ten years ago.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)