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just thought i had a bit of spunk left in me
turned out to be urine
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
This
is
FASCINATING
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
Im going to insist we get that tatooed across your forehead.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
I'm insisting that you have "Fat Racist cunt- LOL" tattooed on yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
I might get ABERDEEN
across my knuckles
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
May as well
In fact I know a couple of guys in the Granite City who will do that for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
I have a new favourite news site.
www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
Something comedy racist might be coming.
Let's observe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
Sexface did that earlier on
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
OHH SEXFACE!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
I quite like
This one or this one.

I hate the town I live in- but I'll hang around long enough to vote against that cunt Griffin at the next General Election. I know little about politics but I can recognise a Nazi when I see one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
JMG!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
FUCK YEAH
add me on your list u pisssucker
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
ALRIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
PROFOUND INTERNET RIGHT HERE

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
When is Kristine coming to visit?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
Why are you asking me?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
Arent you her BFF?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
Yes
But why would I tell you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
I HATE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
No you don't

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
I do though.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
Should that bother me?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
CHRIST THIS IS DULL.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
Oh ssh

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
GOOD IDEA. JOIN ME.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
Why are you shouting?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
Aberdeen.
Always replying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the point on here?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
This is his courtship ritual
He'll be up you like a rat up a drain pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
What do you mean "my courtship ritual?"
I haven't even bought her a drink- never mind slipped anything into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
*takes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
Its ok
I cant actually write
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
Not unless you care,
Which I imagine you probably don't. It's not worth losing any sleep over.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
you only want me for my kool aid

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Not true!
I have plenty in the cupboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
oh I see
perhaps I'll start saving for a trip
I know...I've been saying that for a year now
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
We should start a collection

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
I might even get a real job
oh, this sounds interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
Doing what?
You can come work for me

How do you feel about typing out emails for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
I'll do almost anything for money

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
A real job as my maid?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
I'm already contracted out as a maid to my fiance

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
I don't remember proposing
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
you only tell me you love me when you're drunk
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
That is not true
I told you earlier and I'm sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
your status comment does not bode well

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
if it's wet, drink it
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
PUT IT IN YOUR MUM'S BREW

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
This photo
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45850000/jpg/_45850002_boyletrio.jpg

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
alright mr onion

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
getting a faint blip on the Syncubus radar here

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
"If it's depraved, post it"

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
Does it sound lik this: 'WHOOP WHOOP SQUIRREL SQUIRREL'?
'
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
for fuck's sake, read the qotw answers in its profile

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
I´m too busy fiddling with mr willas to read that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
i'm so excited by this news that i've put the left shoe on my right foot and vice versa

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)