I'm pretty sure you know I wouldn't sellotape dvds to my bottom to replicate a playdough thingy

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

I do. You're a Good Lad.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

I would.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Not mine you fucking wouldn't.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

only an ikkle one....*puppy eyes*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

You're not shitting through my DVDs, Gummy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

What about if it was a tiny pebble and it didn't touch the sides? :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

worst impersonation of a playdough thingy ever.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Haha :D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

My dough is too dry and crumbly :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

*licks - wait, wtf? NO NO NO

( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Even then.
Can't you just rub them on your nip-nips alluringly?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

*le sigh* oooookay then...*gyrates*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

To be fair
I never said you could STOP gyrating.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

*starts crying*
NO! NOT THE WHIPok maybe a little bit AHH NO!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Don't let me whip you
there are people at slimelight who will attest to the fact that I'm absolutely gash at it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

My girlfriend used to frequent that night a few years back,
it's the only club I've ever been thrown out of too.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

I used to go
before I realised what a bunch of fucking ponces they all are.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Couldn't comment
never been to the night.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Trust me.
I'm an insufferable arse, and they offended even ME.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)