Dear all who've graduated university.
Upon graduation, do you receive a copy of your transcript along with your diploma, or is this something I have to get from a different place (ie will it be sent to me by the university automatically or will I have to apply for a copy)

Thank you.

Alt question:

If you were Hitler, what would you have done differently?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Killed people that bob up and down they walk like a boffin.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

When I graduated from Fatface Snookerballs Cheeks University, they just gave me more snooker balls and I banged Pickle

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I *think* that's all the memes people are directing at me today

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

You banging pickle isn't a meme, it's disgusting

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Yes, but "Supermatt rapes children" is disgusting as well. That's a bit of a meme

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I would have got everyone on my side *before* exterminating the jews.
Using wireless broadcasts and poster campaigns, I would build up world wide hatred of the heebs, and then start the massacre.

But that's only if I was Hitler.
( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

A lot of people wanted rid of the Jews
Most countries in Europe saw them as a problem and wanted them out. The difference is that Hitler actually went ahead and did it.

Had he consorted with the rest of Europe first and got them on his side, who knows what they could have achieved.
( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

But then we wouldn't have Gonzo here, posting his lovely thre-
No, wait, actually, yeah. Go on.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I got two copies
A rough one to say what what grade I would be achieving and a fancy one with holograms and embossed with the university seal.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

were they sent to you automatically?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

One was posted to me at the end of my course
I picked up the fancy one with my degree when I graduated
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Ta.
I've just applied for postgrad stuff and they wanted my transcripts, that was all.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

You have to get it from somewhere else. Your department office I think.
I don't know what to wear to graduation and it's driving me mental.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Just a lady suit/trouser suit/formal dress
with your gown over the top.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

They advised that I wear a blouse.
I can't remember why now. I can't wear blouses. There was gapage.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Well they've written "suitable for the occasion i.e. skirt and blouse".
I think a nice black dress will be equally as suitable for the occasion.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I did not receive a transcript without asking for any of my degrees
and if I was Hitler I would have probably have started off with just fighting a few countries rather than spreading myself a bit thin on all fronts.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Graduated end of June
Degree certificate and transcript came automatically by post some time in August
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)