The new Maddie McCan toys are a hit in shop's, theyve sold out.
if your after her,
Good luck finding her!
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

I hope you catch AIDS from all the sailors you've been ramraided by
down the docks.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Oh dear.
This should get interesting....
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Tonight is a school night. You clearly haven't been paying attention while you're there, so
best get an early night.

A quite unnecessary apostrophe in "shop's" but none in "theyve" - and it's YOU'RE. This is a text based forum - at least have the decency of learning how to write properly.
( FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

good thing i've finished now
so i can do this all night
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Joy to the fucking world.

( FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Bet your teachers are pleased.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

He must have barely been there.
He quite literally wouldn't have registered.
( FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

What a marvellous school!
You must let me have the number so I can send my future offspring there.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

your a bit of a whore arn't u esme
honestly get a better name than weatherwax, it just sound like something i'd use on the garden shed to stop the wood rotting. just go piss on a live wire please do the world a favour
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

when you were a kid and your teacher asked you what you wanted to be when you grew up
is this what you envisaged?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

You're a bit rubbish

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

TOO SOON!
Oh wait, I meant tedious about two years ago.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

What.....are you?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Hooray!
At least I read the FAQ before parping out any old cock like this useless spastic.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

You did.
Well done.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

FINALLY
Some gratitude.

Also thank you for being nice.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Despite the reminders,
you'd be flabbergasted at the lack of FAQ reading and general intelligence of some newcomers.

*Hearty slap on the back*
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

This.
Pack of mongs.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Well done.
Carry on.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

And its to you're creddit.

( FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

That's great forumming!
Nice one!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

God why don't you just
FUCK OFF YOU TEDIOUS SPASTIC, I HOPE A SHEEP'S CUNT GROWS WHERE YOUR EYE SHOULD BE.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

You're learning pretty damn fast!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Haha, I quite like that one.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Ha.
Good n00bing here.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

*Firm handshake and offer of some crisps*

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I THINK I'M IN LOVE

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

in the shop's what?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Fuck off and learn English.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)