I don't hold with death threats - you should all kill yourselves.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
Instead, I'm going to play with this cool 80s keyring that has got various gun sounds on it, and my favourite, 'the thrown grenade'.
EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKRKRKKRRKKKRRKK
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
I've only been back about 5 mins and everyone is already really angry at me.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
I know the one you mean :)
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
MUM! I NEED NEW BATTERIES!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
I dislike you, you know that.
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TOLERATE YOU IF YOU JUST FUCKING USED A SPACE RATHER THAN A FULL STOP TO BLANK THE FIELD
AHHHHHHH
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
We really scared him.
Yes, harsh but fair.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)