Apparently they've shut down
Brighton, Swindon and Sheffield train stations as a precaution. What the fuck would terrorists want with Swindon?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

Swindon we have a problem
/izzard
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)

Probably translates
as 'Infidels live here...bomb them'...or something...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)

Pecaution/threat

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)

Yeah, I know, but Swindon?
Mum is trying to stop me going out!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)

Meh, they'll go anywhere there's people

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

"ppl"?
You a Michael Howard, AICMLE
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

Shhhh [edits post]

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

I'm taking the piss out of
Swindon.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

A lot of people do.


It's a shithole.


pffft! Hull!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

I presume...
That the police are getting hypersensitive about any packages etc.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)

Brighton is a genuine scare
a small briefcase was left in a phonebox opposite the Grand Central pub which is directly outside the station.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)

Bumming
is against Islam
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

The idea would be to prove they'll strike anywhere and thus no one is safe
I just read Tony's actually got a pair and he's headed to London now. I'm suprised Bush hasn't high-tailed it back to his undisclosed location already...
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)

He's probably on the phone right now
with Homeland security telling 'em to send more troops to Iraq.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

He's already hopped on his Raleigh Chopper (with a card in the spokes and a fox tail on the antenna)
and he's braving his injuries to pedal his ass back to his 'Undisclosed Location*'




*fort that he built out of settee cushions in his hotel room
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)