as an owner of an English bottom
I shouldn't wear skinny jeans. But if I find a nice pair I'm sure going to buy them.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

is an English bottom
a type of barmcake?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)

Warm, soft and doughy

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

playing with Spangle's soggy arse is like kneading dough.

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

sticky, smells strongly of yeast

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

nyom nyom nyom

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)

joooooooood
*leaping hug*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

Did you fall in the bread maker again?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

It's quite possible
The ones they use in supermarkets are huge, anyone could fall into them.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

But can you just about pull them off?

( Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

only if I do the jeans dance

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)