THIS is the best newsfeed in the whole of the world

( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)

Indeed it is...
Welcome to b3ta News
(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

Bagsi Marr
you can be my Morrissey
(smoglane!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

"Hang the DJ, Hang The Dj...."

( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

Panic on the streets of london
..so true
(smoglane!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)

"...bringing you the news that matters as soon as it hits the conspiracy theorists' blog..."

"Here's Lu with the weather..."
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

Negative weather reports, woo!

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)

"...here to bring you all the latest and then rip the piss out of it mercilessly
without any thought for any of the injured/dead people's families etc..."


/dismounts high horse
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:52, archived)

"show no mercy"

(Aquai, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

If yuo're a regular here
you should know what it's like...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

of course i do
and i love it
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

What we lack in accuracy
we make up for in bummings and laughing at the dead.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

[BREAKING NEWS]
bombs along the welsh border have caused it float off into the Irish sea
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

and they only put it up for sale yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/4853213
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:50, archived)

I know,
the BBC hasn't mentioned the Dudley Boys yet.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

I'm shocked by that news...
Not only D-von and Bubba, but Spike as well.

Also Billy Kidman.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

I find out everything I need to know from here,
and alot of stuff I didnt.
( Dobsky, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

actually it's the only one that hasn't spazzed out
and has kept me reasonably pointed in the right direction.
/stuck at work with no phones - and a boss who doesn't think this is important enough to stop work so gotta do ninja surfing
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)

Yeah
fight the fucking power!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:49, archived)