All computers suck
I am doing this via an abacus connected to my phone via a piece of hairy string.

It only crashes when someone trips over the string.
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

Luddite.

I'm using a steam powered arithmetics engine connected to the internet via a telegram port.
( C, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

I'm shouting beeps at a telegraph pole.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

i wonder if you could train a mynah bird to handshake over PPP and order bird food off amazon
it'd be an information revolution if you could
( spacefish bong!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

I've upgraded my mynah bird
to one of these.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

arithmetic? differential calculus is better!

( spacefish bong!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)