I want to go to star fleet.
I'd be CHIEF POLITICAL OFFICER VLADIMINSKIOF
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

I'd be a holodeck programmer

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Actually, I'd want to be Data, the smarmy third in command Autism robot.

( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

With a wierd attachment to his cat.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Wormulus/gaytrek.gif
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

how many hours did that take you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

It took about 5 mins of photoshop
and about 1 hour of teasing my prostate with a vibrating egg on a coathanger before I ejaculated without toucing my glans.
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

something is telling me you've actually done this

( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)

is it wormulus's twitter feed?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)

webcam hidden in his bookcase

( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

Pfft

( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

to for
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

I would hate to be the person who has to clean the holodesk when fat internetters realise they can knob a holographic girl that's programmed to love them.

( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

hate to
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Haha
excellent
( Malaka omdz, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

You're so mean!
I WISH YOU'D NEVER COME BACK.

*flounces*
( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

haha
this is precisely why I came back.
I've been sent by a higher power to irritate the fuck out of you.
( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

You are an insufferable cunt.

( SuperMatt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

"Damn, forgot my mop and cloth again!
Guess there's only one other way to clean all this up!"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)