Oh MAN
it's nearly booze o'clock. I really REALLY need to go to the pub.

What do you really REALLY need to do?

minus points for saying anything to do with faeces
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Lose about 10lbs.
I gained several chins during my time at university. I need to go back to not even having one.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Just 10lbs?
I have to lose hella more than that :(
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

I'm 13st 3
I've got a lot of muscle, but I'm a bit porky on top of that. Basically, I need to tone up.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

that's what all the fatties say

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Well I'm saying it and I think I need to lose weight,
so read into that what you will.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

I'm reading a blimp with a marsbar sticking out of it into it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

I'm so eager to eat mars bars I can't even get the wrapper off :(
You're going to give me a complex.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Get ready for Glastonbury

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

I hope you have fun.
I didn't like it when I went.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

it'll be awesome,
I'm desperate for a break from work too.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Not go to the pub
I overdid it a little yesterday

little lot
( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Surely not!
Not YOU, broady?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

I NO!

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

Hmmm, I'm not sure if I fancy drinking tonight
which is fucking weird for me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

boozing and gaming at home for me I thinks.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Likewise.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

OMG READ MY SIG D00D

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

It's: Jet Jacuzzi
I DON'T CARE YOU CAN ALL HAVE IT!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

I'M SO GOING TO SHOUT NORTHERN AT YOU DOWN MY HEADSET

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Oh DG.
I'll have a drink in your honour
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Good lass, make sure there are plenty of umbrellas in it.
full size ones.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I can't drink
I'm working at 6am tomorrow. :(
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Go biking at the weekend.
Also pub would be good.
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Ooh biking.
YES. I think I might do this on Sunday.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

It's good fun.
Where you going?
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

Clean the house.
Finish the spare room.
I will do neither of these.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

I must also do these things
and I make a similar claim!
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

You need to stop shooting up smack and cocaine.

( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

But Muuuuuuuum...

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

I'm going to take away your needles.
Don't make me do it.
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

if you don't bring down those dirty spoons from your bedroom right this minute...!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

YES.
Idling and xbox gaming in your pants FTW
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Oooops, haver I left my webcam on again?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Squeeze out a log
but I might kill two birds with one stone and have a quick wank at the same time.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Pure class

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

And great time management.
;P
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

DEFEAT HUNGER
WITH JUSTICE PIE
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

You know what you doing

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

how long do wigs and hammers need to be cooked for?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

Tenderise the wigs with the hammers
and you'll trim a day off the cooking time.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

GREAT FORTUNE

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

I'm going to work. At my job. Because I have a job. Yes siree.
woohooooo
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

You're no longer an offical student, THERE IS NO EXCUSE!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

My student card ran out today :(
I get my results on Wednesday and I graduate on July 17th. Only then am I a proper grown up.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

thought you planned to do a MA?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Get dinner ready
Off to work at a May Ball tonight :)
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

I need to bang my superiors' heads together and have them book the rest of my training and my first shifts,
or else I'll be waiting till kingdom come.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Cut all the sleeves off my t-shirts and do my hair like Emilio Estevez

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Phwoar.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Make this thing for my sister.
Get a job.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

I really, really need to pack all of my remaining belongings
either into two bags to take to France with me, or into boxes to put into storage or into the bin. And clean the house.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

This is the laziest fake suicide I've ever heard of

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Get this sodding tooth removed
But they said ring at 6 for an appointment. London sucks.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Drink a litre carafe of wine and stuff my face with pizza at la porchetta.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)