Why wasn't Bruce springsteen successful in France?
Because he wrote a song called "No Surrender"
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

I came up with an awesome joke today
Who is Madonna's favourite actress?

Anna Friel.
(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Joke
did you say?
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

It's how I tell 'em

(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

i do wish you wouldnt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I don't wish you would

( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

She also sang about Bill Oddie

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

And Ray O'Light
and Holly Day
and (Life Is A) Mister E.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)