I find Claudia Winkleman so incredibly attractive
What other Total Spacktards do you find attractive?
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

She reminds me of Handsome Gav's sister.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I know not of Handsome Gav
Nor of his Total Spacktard sister
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

I wouldn't say that to her..
But we are online.
Fat people pretend they're warlords. So anything is possible.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

I could just one-inch punch the pair of them back into their seats
problem solved
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Now this is more like QOTW.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Why wasn't Bruce springsteen successful in France?
Because he wrote a song called "No Surrender"
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

I came up with an awesome joke today
Who is Madonna's favourite actress?

Anna Friel.
(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Joke
did you say?
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

It's how I tell 'em

(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

i do wish you wouldnt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I don't wish you would

( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

She also sang about Bill Oddie

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

And Ray O'Light
and Holly Day
and (Life Is A) Mister E.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

i fucking love winkleman
whys she a spacktard?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I fucking love her too
She's mad as a box of cane toads which makes her a spacktard - but this is no bad thing of course
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I like her better now she's got rid of that fringe

( magnum, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

She reminds me of my best mate from school/college.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

Similar look?
Or similar kerazyness?
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

LADIES: it's ok, DG is in the house aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*falls down the stairs sexily*

Ello :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Her name isn't very attractive though.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

It doesn't have to be

( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Jade's looking better now she's lost some weight

( scott,, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Have you heard
Fannetumah yet?

It's deliciously bad taste
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Grey skiiiies, it's trouble
Bad guuuuuys see double
When they're around the chips are never down
(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Two independent sources say I look like the twunt from that Twilight movie.
This is meant to be a compliment.

:(
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

I've been told on numerous occasions I look like Chelsea footballer Joe Cole
I don't believe a word of it
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

i look a bit like vin diesel

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

i thought you were vin?

( mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

yer i am
sssh
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

it's ok, i love all your films

( mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

never made a shit film in my life

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Except for all those awful, awful films
/ac
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Boiler Room was particularly good
And of course the Riddick movies

Everything else he was in was pure jank
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

what the shit do you know?
you like fucking winkleman.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

So do you
you fucking speng
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

its almost like i KNEW what i posted earlier :O

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

You're bald?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

all over

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Like Matt Lucas.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

This is a horrific series of mental images

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

AB and WW reckon I look like Matt Smith (the lad who's the new Doctor Who.)
This is clearly a lie. For one thing, I'd never let my hair grow that long.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Loads of girls want to have sexy times with him so surely that's a compliment :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

But the girls that want sexy times are 13 and probably fat.
And I like my 13 year olds slim and trim thank you very much.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

It's ok, I have the same problem with girls with a spastic fetish

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

ALL HAIL THE WINKLEMAN

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)