Isn't it terribly dissapointing when you get everything ready to fill your sandwich
And then you check the bread bin for bread and there's none in there

And all because you stupidly took it for granted there would be bread ready for sandwicherising
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Pfft
I've done that before, but then I just went next door to the shop.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

you lucky blighter
Or perhaps you planned ahead for such occurences by ensuring your home was in such close proximity to a shop
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

God no
I hated that house
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Poltergeists?
Or was it Rising Damp?

Or were you tired of going Upstairs, Downstairs?

Or was it the Neighbours?

Or was it so far away from work you were sick of getting On The Buses?
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

Neighbours
And the landlord didn't believe in maintenance
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

MACGYVOR.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

6240601

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

shut up

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

spell it right

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Fucking terrible when you're cooking bacon, THEN you realise.
Or you notice the bread is slightly mouldy.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

...after you've eaten half the sandwich

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Oh god yes, I've done that.
Blegh.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)