Awesome.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

Hello, fellow old who can get by on three hours sleep a bit like Thatcher

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

yeah but she is falling apart now
i blame it on the lack of sleep over the course of her life
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

I'm feeling rough this morning.
A "quick pint" last night with Tom and Tara ended up being far from such.
( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Ah I see
I'm borderline. I nipped in to the Cock and Bottle for a jar on the way home from work, forgetting that I had I nice bottle of wine in the fridge that had to be drunk while I was supposed to be packing my bags. Still, it gave me shite a nice fruity edge this morning.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

this is why we need more teenage girls on this site, they make it awesome
women in general are so funny, their sense of humour is so much better than men
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

ta love,
although I'm not sure Germaine Greer ever had any kind of humour - I don't count her as being part of the sisterhood of being female. She's too scary and militant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

I for one love a poo related anecdote first thing in the morning.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

it's hair lair re us
but when poked these qotw people get spiky, relevant to my interests
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

you're not post worthy but you have brought out the irony in me
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

I don't like your user name.
It hurts my eyes with too many consonants.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

I'll change it
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

Thank you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

let us see if it results in something worth reading
you can do it, go for the funny...
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

haha - you lonely fool.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

how should i cure this lonely? should i try and be a brave hero online? will that work?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

yawn
you're single.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

i see, so if i have a relationship this will make my forum posting less dull? help me out here, i need more of your advice

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

I think you have dug a deep enough hole sologuy.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)