What would you do,
If I sang out of tune?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

SAMBA!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Threadshit

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

*FLOUNCES*
I hate you, you're a cunt, and I want my bat and ball back.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Make a documentary about your descent into drug abuse.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Get baldmonkey to find your name, address and let him make pervy phone calls to your sister

(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

OHH BALDMONKEY!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

When baldmonkey gets his own sitcom, you shouting that should be the only thing in the laughtrack

(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

I'm going to get a walk-on role, then get the boom operator in a headlock.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

"OHH BALDMONKEY!"

(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

EXACTLY!
*Firm handshakes*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

I'm going to TOKYO tonight, F.
The bar, not the city.
It's all going to kick off.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

Tsk! You only tell me your NIGHT'S PLANS whenever I'm away from Newcastle
I think it's on purpose.

Grr, and that.
(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Indeed.
I'm such a terror.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090105081243766
(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

That is brilliant, and so me.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

I'll
whore these again.
(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

I endorse these.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

I endorse JMG's endorsement of these.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Especially as in this one it really does look like me:
www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/emse_noit2.gif
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

You should put it in your profile or something i dunno [lol]

(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

All he has to do is ask.
I'll save him the effort.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Wish that the Britains Got Talent judges had been more discerning

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Probably sign you as a double act with Friz.

( magnum, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Friz can't sing

(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Eat a whole bar of dairy milk.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

ammals?

(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Crown you X-Factor winner.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Who are these cunts that attend sporting events
who shout "GET IN THE HOLE" to every putt attempt in golf and "AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" to every corner in football.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

My Dad

(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

When he goes ten pin bowling, he always does the "shoving" hand gesture when the ball edges near the gutter
It's a very odd technique
(__, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Nothing
I'm not in your house
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Fling shit at you




then lick you
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Mess about with the mixer so the music was a bit louder ;)

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

sigh quietly
as the Great Karaoke Cancer ensnares another victim
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

super
murder
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)