
when you buy shoes? Cost, looks, comfort, quality?
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Same goes for beds and underpants.
You're almost always in one of them.
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

There are lots of styles on the market that only absolute cunts would wear. I shy away from these styles.
Once an acceptable form has been found, then comes the function...
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

look? White leather deck shoes with tassles?
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:yxRgIOTxKsAJ:www.eddiebauer.com/assets/products/C_flat/EB03IG_0190578_200C1.jpg
/edit: Googled for 'unacceptable shoes' by the way
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

Stupidly large buckles are for twats
Overly-long fronts are for cunts
Overly-stubby fronts are for spackers and queers
Too much height on a heel of the sign of a foppish cock-muncher
( , Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)