Not knowing what type of food poisoning I have, if I have any at all.
FUNFUNFUN.

However it is a laugh running back and forth to the loos and almost knocking colleagues over.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

maybe the kind Elton John/Marc Almond had after visiting the docks

(likeajackhammer, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Ah, the apocryphal kind.
No. I only swallow when surprised.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

You too huh?

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I think it might've been the chicken last night.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

I don't know what's set me off.
I thought it was nerves, because my mum is going into hospital today to have her cancer operation.

But I've had to dash to the bog 5 times this morning already, so I think it's a bit beyond simple worry.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Ah, I'm on 9 so far.
I hope your mum's alright, chap.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Thanks.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Borrow a laptop
Then you can work from the toilet, problem solved
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Good point.
Ohhhh, Maxi, make the pain go away. It's getting worse :(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

A hug would probably make it worse
Have you tried a really strong cup of peppermint tea?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I've run out of bags... what a time to, as well.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

enjoy that
i poisoned myself a while ago and was more ill than i could remember being for ages

:(
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

I'm at fucking WORK as well. Stupid Mondays.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

yeah, i was too AND it was a monday (mondays are 12 hours days for me)
got sent home at lunchtime though
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

I doubt I'll be sent home, I'll have to make that decision myself.
I'm thinking it might be a half day annual leave sort of situation. It'd be alright if there were books in the loos at work.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

Shame about the gig :S
Also (FB ref), the reason you can't get them to fit your knees is because you're a pirate and have peg legs.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Fucking annoying is what it is. Bloody peg legs.
Aye, it was a shame, I was looking forward to it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

Ah well, they sound like a bunch of dicks.
Our gig at the Chop N Rod fesival fell through because the council wouldn't give them a music license XD. I wasn't that bothered by it anyway...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)

Yeah, innit.
I'm going to end up as svelte as you by the end of the day.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)