why were there dishes involved? i must be getting old

( mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

You mean you've never tried it with dishes?
YOU'RE SO SHIT AT SEX I BET YOU'RE A VIRGIN.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

am not, i'm always getting my best china out and giving it to girls up there noo noos all over it
once i had my hand in a bra whilst drinking from a saucer, and that
( mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Just cos you can get a dinnerplate in sideways
and then slurp it out like a bemucoused frisbee, there's no need to boast
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Ping pong balls are so last year.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

It's an Ashes summer. Cricket balls are where it's at this year.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

sticky wickets!

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

*lofts a six out of the ground*
*removes helmet and raises bat to pavilion*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

*readies self*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

FUCKING BRACE THA SEN ETHEL!!
/Yorkshire foreplay
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

I bet he's12 too.
The 12-year-old virgin.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

i'm 15 actually, and claire philips said i can finger her next week, with my willy

( mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

12 AND A VIRGIN.
VIRGIN.

VIIIIIIIIR. GIIIIIIINNNNNNNN. GIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN. GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)