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JMG.
What are you gang banging thugs up to at this time a Monday night?
Please, no fatty moaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
Low-riding and slapping bitches.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
do you work at Battersea Dogs Home?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
Don't tell my manager.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
I'm at work.
Waiting for a phone call, so I can reinstall some software on someone's PC
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
I'm fucking bored!

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
To be honest,
that does sound really, really boring.

I'm not surprised you're here.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
who's da man with a master plan?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
GMoS! Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
working from home tomorrow
offering 10k to any db developer who can do what i need
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
What do you need?

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
if it's SQL Server and less than 3 month contract then give me a shout

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
ok.. can´t message you via your profile
and tbh.. i just don´t trust you.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
dunno, only just got in from work

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
You think any of these fat wankers are inclined towards or physically capable of "banging"?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
OHH FAT INTERNET!
Nobody likes you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
jmg bangs on the dole

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
I can't fail but confirm this.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
Drinking wine.
Answering emails. making sandwiches. Thinking about going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
How many hands do you have?!

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
I multitask.
Badly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
I´m just about to leave the office having done a whole hours work today.
Frankly, I´m shattered.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
*Standing ovation*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
I bet that whole hour involved eating cream cakes

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
i'm currently waterskiing in an attempt to chase down and interrogate a russian spy on a speedboat

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
A typical Monday night tussle.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
all in a day's work

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
sccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhplendid

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
waiting for black books and arrested development to finish downloading
there might be some peep show in there too
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
Cancel Black Books and Peep Show.
Arrested Development is all you need.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
man can not live by riches to rags family alone
he needs drunken irishmen and awkward social commentary with slight homosexual overtones too
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
Failing to escape Hackney
again.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
launch yourself from a catapult

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
Tried that
landed in Dalston.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
Try gunfire and a Segal-esque escape.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
Might be worth a go
they're a bit shooty round here, though.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)