Oooooooh!
Buying things, eh. You flash cunt.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

As an irish, how do you stand on instant mash?
I'm all for it, me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

I agree with you.
Lovely stuff.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

by putting it under her and stepping onto it.
HAHAHA
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

ROFL
and so forth
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

what if too much water is used and she sinks?
what then?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

I've never eaten it.
My Da says it's alright, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Honestly?
Proper mash only takes 15/20 minutes.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

As opposed to thirty seconds

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

But still...
Eww.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

^this
makes me think of wallpaper paste.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

You're doing it wrong
Add butter and parmesan and you have a dish worthy of awe and wonder.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

You'd be better with polenta then surely?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Now who's looking gay?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

Maffers always looks gay

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Tidy beard = guaranteed bumfoolery

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

I have no beard currently.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Gay

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

As gay as Sean Tully wearing a leapord skin dressing gown...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

You want me so much
Good day to you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

NO!
YOU flash cunt, me go make tea...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Lololol
We will soon be living on the same land mass.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

*unhappy face*
did it not work out in THAT England?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)

Nope, it is not for me.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)