This is the only thing dogs can't here*
hear
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

This is the only thing that dogs can't where?

( moohalaa, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

doh, was on the phone and one handing
OOo err
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

God damn,
read a book.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

These irritating threadwaste pedantry posts are the lifeblood of our online community.
They are almost as hilarious as the 'why did you say 'we' to describe the football team? were you playing???!' posts

which are wrong, as the 'we' refers to the club, which includes the fans.
( WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

Banter
No offence
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

I'd let that go as well if I were you.
It's getting as tedious as the 'it's only words on the internet' or Mykey's LOLFAT comebacks.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

tread carefully now
you were doing ok before

if you get all argumentative now, you won't do yourself any good

anyway, i'm off now. bye internet
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

Simple mistake guffbeak

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

Not for anyone who actually speaks English
Never mind though.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Actually both words sound the same
you fucking gigantic supermong.
I bet you have Prada-willi, you grotesque spindly-fingered fatbody.
You look like a turtle with cushings.
( WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

Don't look the same do they, though?
which is handy, because you are typing them, as opposed to saying them.

You appear to have taken a disagreement with somebody's opinion personally.

Cheer up bumnuts; have a wank, maybe that will cheer you up.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

That's a bit defensive, you should chill out a bit.
Don't wory Jodie, you'll get the hang of this place soon.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

The first pre edit looked like "ithisa vdvgsgfddfv xgfgfg"
I was on the phone and not paying attention, fingering my keyboard like it was Emse.....'s rabbit.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Poor Ronnie:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

*bloop wibbles*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

yawn
I was referring to
Not for anyone who actually speaks English

I didn't realise you meant

Not for anyone who actually types English

an easy mistake to make, I'm sure.
If your terrapin-mong body contains less braincells than a tard's scrotal sack.
( WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

WHAT'S THE MATTER MONG-IN-A-HALF-SHELL?
Hit me with your fiery riposte.
( WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

LOOK AT ME EVERYONE
I won an arguement on the internet!
Against a mong!
( WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

I don't really think there are any winners in this particular argument.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

WORMULUS! WORMULUS! WORMULUS!

( WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Congratulations.
You've won the most pointless argument I've seen this year.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

HALP HALP! I'v bin toold!

He's a Retter-Tortoise, reaching for a tomato that is just out of the maximum strain of his cockesque neck
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

aDOOOON

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

It's Prader-Willi Syndrome.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

sorry, my fingers aren't elongated enough to type it properly.

( WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

pffft
ET
( moohalaa, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

my first talk post EVAR was about that particular topic

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

Oooh, good start.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

i'd never heard of it so i HILARIOUSLY called it
www.b3ta.com/talk/344721
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Lolololol

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)