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Despite all the advice from people I trust, I have made another podcast AND am spamming it here:
baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
It's not a proper podcast though; it's some tunes we made. I hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
dear baldmonkey
before listening to your podcast I hated my life and job. I still do but at least its later in the day.....
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
This is my opinion on most of the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
This is the only thing dogs can't here*
hear
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
This is the only thing that dogs can't where?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
doh, was on the phone and one handing
OOo err
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
God damn,
read a book.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
These irritating threadwaste pedantry posts are the lifeblood of our online community.
They are almost as hilarious as the 'why did you say 'we' to describe the football team? were you playing???!' posts

which are wrong, as the 'we' refers to the club, which includes the fans.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
Banter
No offence
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
I'd let that go as well if I were you.
It's getting as tedious as the 'it's only words on the internet' or Mykey's LOLFAT comebacks.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
tread carefully now
you were doing ok before

if you get all argumentative now, you won't do yourself any good

anyway, i'm off now. bye internet
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Simple mistake guffbeak

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
Not for anyone who actually speaks English
Never mind though.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
Actually both words sound the same
you fucking gigantic supermong.
I bet you have Prada-willi, you grotesque spindly-fingered fatbody.
You look like a turtle with cushings.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
Don't look the same do they, though?
which is handy, because you are typing them, as opposed to saying them.

You appear to have taken a disagreement with somebody's opinion personally.

Cheer up bumnuts; have a wank, maybe that will cheer you up.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
That's a bit defensive, you should chill out a bit.
Don't wory Jodie, you'll get the hang of this place soon.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
The first pre edit looked like "ithisa vdvgsgfddfv xgfgfg"
I was on the phone and not paying attention, fingering my keyboard like it was Emse.....'s rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
Poor Ronnie:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
*bloop wibbles*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
yawn
I was referring to
Not for anyone who actually speaks English

I didn't realise you meant

Not for anyone who actually types English

an easy mistake to make, I'm sure.
If your terrapin-mong body contains less braincells than a tard's scrotal sack.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
WHAT'S THE MATTER MONG-IN-A-HALF-SHELL?
Hit me with your fiery riposte.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
LOOK AT ME EVERYONE
I won an arguement on the internet!
Against a mong!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
I don't really think there are any winners in this particular argument.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
WORMULUS! WORMULUS! WORMULUS!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
Congratulations.
You've won the most pointless argument I've seen this year.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
HALP HALP! I'v bin toold!

He's a Retter-Tortoise, reaching for a tomato that is just out of the maximum strain of his cockesque neck
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
aDOOOON

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
It's Prader-Willi Syndrome.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
sorry, my fingers aren't elongated enough to type it properly.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
pffft
ET
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
my first talk post EVAR was about that particular topic

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
Oooh, good start.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
i'd never heard of it so i HILARIOUSLY called it
www.b3ta.com/talk/344721
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
Lolololol

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
not for me thanks, got any good links to maybe a picture of a honey badger looking cute?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
Oh Mongy :(
In responce to your driving school post.

www.b3ta.com/talk/5895547
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
Actually this is a goldmine
www.b3ta.com/search/talk/23553?q=spam
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
are you saying i have double standards? get away
next you'll be saying that i give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
i went to catg once.
i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
I went several times.
I did enjoy it.
We must fight to the death.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
im not touching you
i dont know where youve been :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
OPINION DEATH BATTLE
DR WHO AND QI ARE SHIT -v- OH NOE THEY ARE NOT
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
He did eat poo.
And made the comedian speechless.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
Forum banter, no offence, or not, good times.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
:(
frog.rainforestsos.org/player/?messageGuid=CdmO4Agh2w
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
Oh man, look at this
i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/photos-part2/dog-191.jpg?t=1236384302

Isn't he a little devil ! What a naughty boy, I bet the owner is going "Ohh NOES, You eated my couch" and the dog is totally like saying "It was not even me this time !"

I bet there is a hidden cat somewhere who's fault this lays with.

On a serious note though; Pet and Home Insurance people, don't have a pet or home without it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
What you don't realise Gonzo
is that that's not a bed, it's Friz's chin
and that's not a dog, it's Picklefairy.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
Chin jokes wormy? Glass houses'n'what-not.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
I'm trying to reappropriate the chin joke.
DonkeyGums just chose an arbitrary thing to pick on, it might as well have been my ears.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
WORMULUS SENSATIVE ABOUT HIS CHIN _AND_ EARS !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
MY SECRET SHAME!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
Indeed.

Although you've also got no lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
This is what I say to Meatotomy
He literally has a slit for a mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Oooh, bad Staffy.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
Isn't that just what Chavs call their illegal fighting dogs?
I bet staffies don't even exist
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
no
Staffordshire Bull Terrier.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
lovely doggiewoggies.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
don't pull that lovely dog bullcrap with me.
Look at it's fucking gob!
and these lab results.

It's a killer!
A baby killer!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
They're lovely big softies.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
o_0
I know.

I was making a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
25 stone of pure muscel.
Sure, they've mostly got a good temperment, but I wouldn't trust one with _my_ kid (if I had both).

Best bet is to just put them down, I'm supprised they're not on the list of illigal pets.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
You shouldn't trust any dog with your children alone. Not even a Cavvy.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
PAEDOGS!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
Right fucking nonces, they are.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
I know someone who had a dolberman and 2, 6, 8 and 13 year olds.
The dog treated the younger kids like it's own, but my gosh, that was a retarded move to get that dog.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
No, it wasn't.
Because it sounds like it was raised properly. No dog is naturally vicious, if they're raised properly, and the children are trained to interact with the dog properly, and are supervised at all times, no breed is unsuitable.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
*validates*
Happy ?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
Ooh. You bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
No thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
playin' in da background

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
I think you should keep making them
And spamming them
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
GOOD.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
Yay!
I'll have a listen.

I'm a bit angry now. My phone just deleted all my photographs, all my documents, all my music and applications.

Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)