You're a lesbian. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MAN FLU?!!?
It's killer.

Plus the last thing I'd want is my GF seeing me all snotty and unsexy.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

You've spunked in her mouth, it doesn't really get less sexy than that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

Spunking in mouths makes me feel dead sexy. I don't care what they look like.
I'm the one trying to maintain the sexy image.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

You could spunk in her eye. That's unsexy.
Especially if she's asleep, and you spunk in her eye, and it solidifies and crystalises on her eyeball and eyelid and finally the slow growing pain awakes her, only she can't open the other eye and she's running around screaming in pain and panic like some kind of albino pirate under attack.

No tell a lie, that's pretty sexy as it goes.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

Sounds like the voice of bitter inexperience here.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

Why isn't that sexy?

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

'Coz his Real Doll never looks phased :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

My life has been so empty since Matt took the complete life sized cardboard cut outs of the X-Men.
=((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)