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oh my god it's so hot
its that muggy sticky kind of hot too that requires nakedness and a cool bath.

How do you cool down?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
I'm built for hot weather, it doesn't bother me and I like it.
Cold weather can fuck off though.

EDIT: apart from my hair annoys me when it's hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
Your cock chocolate will melt, though.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
I've got fans on it, cooling it.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Maybe you should get a short back and sides.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
But his back hair is so sexy when it's plaited...

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
I JUST POSTED A SEEDY FOR YOU

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
*sits by front door*
*wags tail*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
first class baby.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
when are you off to glastonbury?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
TOMORROW tomorrow TOMORROW i am excited EEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
Is the festival on?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
...
...you wanna slap?

I'll slaaaaap you sooooooo hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
long hair in this weather is a pain in the arse,

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
Mine's not down to my arse yet, I trim mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
I'm getting hair annoyance at the moment.
I'm not used to having such long hair :s
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
Shave your armpits then.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
Pubic hair can grow terribly fast

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
Really?
I LOVE the stuck to the forehead look, it feels great too.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
That's exactly what Hitler said....I'm going to keep my eye on you...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
My red wristbands have slid up to my elbows :(
Actually they look quite natty there.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
the 80s Health Professional look is the look of 09

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
I just play with my valve
think it might be broken though, it often leaves me hotter & stickier.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
I do my helicopter impression and fan myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
Most of the time I just open a window.
It can't be that hot here, I've still managed to bake some cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
Stick my tongue out and pant

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
Put the fan on
and sit about in my bra and pants. Or have a cold shower. Or a water fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
HOW COME THIS REFERENCE TO BRA AND PANTIES RESULTED IN NO PANDERING?
Have you all gone queer?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
Cool bath.
I'm really pissed off. My boyfriend reckons he's got swine flu so I can't go and see him and I was really looking forward to a couple of days in London seeing him and some other friends too but now I have nowhere to stay.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
Maybe he says he has swine flu
so he can cheat on you.

*plants the seeds of doubt*
*grows a beautiful doubt garden*
*trims the doubt bushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
It's not swine flu.
It's man flu. There's a big difference between them that you need to pummel into his thick skull.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
You're a lesbian. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MAN FLU?!!?
It's killer.

Plus the last thing I'd want is my GF seeing me all snotty and unsexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
You've spunked in her mouth, it doesn't really get less sexy than that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
Spunking in mouths makes me feel dead sexy. I don't care what they look like.
I'm the one trying to maintain the sexy image.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
You could spunk in her eye. That's unsexy.
Especially if she's asleep, and you spunk in her eye, and it solidifies and crystalises on her eyeball and eyelid and finally the slow growing pain awakes her, only she can't open the other eye and she's running around screaming in pain and panic like some kind of albino pirate under attack.

No tell a lie, that's pretty sexy as it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
Sounds like the voice of bitter inexperience here.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
Why isn't that sexy?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
'Coz his Real Doll never looks phased :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
My life has been so empty since Matt took the complete life sized cardboard cut outs of the X-Men.
=((((
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
That's mean.
I'm not doubting he's ill or anything, I'm just annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
Haha, gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
Come to Leeds instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
put my hair up and wear a tank top

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
Camo with a barrel sticking out the front, treads on the armpits?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
it says 'lifes a garden, dig it'

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
I will not fist your bramble snatch

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
I don't think you're ready for this japhette orchid

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
One time I'd walked across town on a hot day
(to buy rare vacuum cleaner bags, of all things)
and I was that hot when I got back home, I got myself a glass of water, and then instead of drinking it, I poured it over my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
KRAZEE

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
we did this in Lanzarote last year
someone recommended we get a taxi back from town because it was so hot and we laughed at them thinking they were fools and we were tough people who could walk in a bit of sun. We didn't realise we had to go back a different way and it was 2 miles in near African sunshine with no wind so we found a supermarket and poured bottles of water over our head
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
On a serious note, quite a few people die from similar things.
People from the UK don't quite realise how strong that sun can be.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
I was cutting some hedge at work last year when it was about 32c
and when I was half way through I got a glass of water from the water cooler (the cold tap at that) and tipped it over my head. I have never shuddered so hard in all my life, it dripped down my back into my bum crack. Then suddenly the sun hit it and it was fine. I was dry within about 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
nakedness and a cool duvet.
SPRAWLING.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
But duvets don't stay cool for long :(

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
Use 2
Keep cycling them between bed and the fridge / freezer
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
fire up my peltier anus

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
Make like a dimetrodon and extend my spiny back sail.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
With ice lollies
*has just returned from the shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
i has an icecream.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
*ice cream glees*
What sort?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
white magnum.
om nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
Vanilla goodness :D
The white chocolate is nice too
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
IF ANY OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TAKE ALL THE CHOCOLATE THAT I'VE PEALED OFF AND SAVED FOR LAST, THEN THERE SHALL BE HELL TO PAY.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
Give me it.
*bullies*
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
haha, all gone

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
I can't cool down at the office
Aparently it's some sort of mortal sin to open a window so we have to sit here baking.

At home I'll wear shorts
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
I land somewhere and open my rear engine covers to allow cool air to blow through my intake vents.
Oh, no. I'm not a fighter jet.





Yet...
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
Evaporation cools things, so boil the kettle and pour the contents all over your body.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
i walk around naked until my fat catches fire and the fire service put me out with cold water

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)