Fig, Date & Grains Bio Yogurt is Lush
What are you eating for supper?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Gruel
seeing as supper is for 19th Century cunts.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Still chewing Polish Sausage?
Grrl!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

cucumber, tomato and corn

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

innuendo, comment & humour
A fine repast
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

shut up shut up i have a headache

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

no!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

have you ever been smacked in the face with a telephone book?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

A frube and a Bounty.
What's the best way to list the 4 job titles that I've had at my current company in a CV? While there was no formal "promotion" there are 4 distinct jobs that I've done here, and they need to be put on a CV.
( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

in a flowery and self important manner
with added lies
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

You highlight your current position at the top of the paragraph
and then, in bullet-point fashion, start with "progressed through four challenging roles in a period of X years", with the next one being "responsibilities included Job A, Job B and Job C before my current position". Then a good third bullet point to show how awesome you are, which is obviously a lie seeing as you're so shit someone 1000 miles away who's never met you is having to write your CV for you.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

It proves I can use my authority to delegate tasks.
(thanks)
( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

"My holding of varied roles has demanded such skills as effecient time management and recognising the need to delegate tasks appropriately"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Put the name of the company and your current role, with a description
Then put the titles only of the last 4 jobs. That's what I do anyway and no-one's ever moaned :)
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Ta

( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

i want to talk about roti
Discuss.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

AND Spinach with Salt Fish
i fucking hate white people
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

i joke of course

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

you really are a cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

racist

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

I just had profiteroles
and am now drinking tea from my Seldom Seen Mug. ROCKNFUCKINROLL
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

you should drink Grounds For Divorce cocktails
from it
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

On a [one] day like this?

( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Funny you should say
I've been working on a cocktail called Grounds for Divorce
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Woah ooohh oooohh ohhh oooh oah oh

( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

Tuesdays are for drinking to the seldom seen kid.

( nick the greek, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Did you fix it in?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

humble pie

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

Hot dog & wine
the wine has made the bun all soggy
( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

If ya hot dog's still whining
ya needs to kill it an cook it some more!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

I made some pasta with courgettes and pine nuts for dinner.
I don't feel the need for supper.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Weetos.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Nothing
I'm on an anti-fat campaign.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

You'll probably find it easier to lose weight
by not going without food, just go without fattening foods otherwise you'll be hungry and all you can think about is food. Food.
( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

I'm genuinely surprised that so many people have supper.
Isn't one evening meal enough?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

It is for me as well
mines more of an snack with a drink while titting about on the PC or watching TV.
( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Some of the chocolate and cinnamon biscuits I just baked.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

My signicant other made some cookies the other day
I snaffled a ball of uncookied dough through sleight of hand between the mixing ball and baking tin.

Yum
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Oh man sounds nyom.
Oh nyom nyom nyom. *NYOMS*

Sounds nyom.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

That's the sound of the men
nyoming on the fig date and grain ga-a-nng
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Red wine.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Stay close to me.

( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Don't let me be alone.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

what the hell kind of faggoty supper is that
fried egg butty with ketchup ftw!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Your fucking face.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

why the fuck would you care?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

It's for a project
I'm going to sew all the world's suppers on the inside of a tent

And then burn it in a massive storage depot fire to get on the news

With my tits
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)