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Free £5 Firebox.com gift voucher code for the first person to tell me that they love me via gaz.

Alternatively, when was the last time you had a shave?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
Today

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Anyone who does this is the most pathetic waste of jizz on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
What are you going to do with £5 worth of Firebox vouchers dude?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
GRAK GRAK GRAK :D
Alright Bumpton Throbtrouser :) up to much?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
and so far it's been proven again and again
that people care what you think of them
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
I, for one, care deeply.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
£5.00 vouchers for you coming right up.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
nope

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
This morning in the shower, just trim and neck.
Will probably shave my face and pubes to a number two and trim my beard thursday night as I'm off out in London on Saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Does leaving it a couple days give you just the right amount of stubble?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
I've only got a stubble beard anyway, so I just trim it every few days to maintain my sexy best. :)
No frigging yourself stupid over this information please.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Oh god. I bet you're wanking over this, aren't you? D:

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
sunday night
due another one tonight, interesting stuff eh
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
bacon lettuce and tomato ginsters sandwich, a packet of prawn cocktail crisps and a bottle of coke

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
Ginsters make sandwiches now?
Those crafty cornish bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
Ginsters are cunts
with their fucking 'ooh get us taking over petrol station fridges, oooh we're ginsters & we are great, EAT OUR FOOD'

CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
They taste like shit, aswell.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
Ginsters?
CUNTSTERS MORE LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
umm, saturday morning
but it was just a trim because i'm a big beardy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
last night
I fucking sliced my neck to ribbons

I hate razors
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
Have you tried lifting up each individual chin?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
Few years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)