If you were to start a drag act, what would you call yourself?
I think Miss Terri Mann would be a good name.
It has all the hallmarks of a good drag name. Ends in "Mann", Terri is a sexually ambiguous name and it also sounds like Mystery man.

I even think it's better than "Helena Handbasket" from Friends (Chandlers dad).

Failing that. Use your first pets name and your mothers maiden name. Or don't.

Anyone who says Maffers is a bummer.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

maffers is a bummer

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

you speed demon!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

in my spare time, i'm the flash

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

in my spare time I flash.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

my spare time bed
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Where is bed in the previous message?
Shitmuch?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

Balls :(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

uh oh, misery.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

I failed.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

nice try, guffbeak

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Yes yes.
Tell us something we don't know.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

you smell of bananas

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

he's a guffbeak

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

I cant say ive considered it
You queermo.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

i got bored waiting on my bus this morning and was thinking about private number plates.
The prefix M155 is available and I was thinking it's a shame Tegans mum doesn't drive as I could've got her one.

It led on from there.

I have a strange mind.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Maffers is a bummer

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

pwned

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Peter Street.
I've never owned a female pet.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

Alexa Kimbo

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Maffers is a bummer

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

double pwned

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)

Denise Bowles

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Nice.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Shelley Hoare

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Mines better.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

Though I want to praise you for pushing Wormulus' self-indulgent thread down, I'm frankly stunned by the levels of campness in this post.
Though it's not as camp as that pic you used to have in your profile.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6251113
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)

Too late, muffers

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Mary Hinge

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Spider Hill

(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)