hands up everyone who wants to touch my cock
edit! fixed newsletter linky

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue384/
( rob, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

*hands up*
*touches your cockerel*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

He has mighty talons

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

That new colour illusion is Colourblindist :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

are you a rainbowspaz, dg?
say it aint so!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

i do, but I'm not having people put their hands up me for it.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

*puts hands on the ground*
OH NOES MY STAR IS VULNERABLLEEEE
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Last week's newsletter! GET IN

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

purple link

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

+ is the name of my contorted cliterarti

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

And she's here to save the princess bellda

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

*splorf*
you cunt! i've told you before. not when i'm drinking tea
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

hehe sorry :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

did you see my pic down there?
*points*
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

HEHEHEHHEHHEEE :D
I'm super
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

you gotta cape an' everyfing

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'm doing flappy sparrow arms as we speak

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Isnt that last weeks?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

It's last wee.......
Is the Mass Moonwalk actually going ahead?

Edit Oh, a taxi driver man on Twitter reckons the police are telling people not to go.
( Jobe, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Are they going to arrest people for walking backwards?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Maybe DG. Just maybe.
Who knows, what with this crazy world we live in...




I wish I could moonwalk.
( Jobe, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I can moonwalk.
The trick is to move your flat foot, not the one on the ball of your foot.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

hehehe.. 'ball'

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I'm going to have to practice.
I'm not surprised you can do it, what with you being all cool and everything.
( Jobe, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

*punches jukebox*
Ayyyy! *jukebox explodes*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm waiting for a train to stansted
and just filling time.

QUICK! EVERYONE! MASS MOONWALK WITH SUITCASES!
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Hands up everyone?
*gets busy*
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)