Jesus Christ, even SSG doesn't give a shit.
Just been on date. Date went ok. Got bus home. Sat on top deck. Unbeknowst to me back half of deck is full of 16 year olds. 16 year olds proceed to throw popcorn at be because I am gay. I tell the teenagers to stop throwing popcorn. They continue. I tell them to stop it or I will beat their skulls in with my gay umbrella. They continue. They tell me to stop filming them on my mobile. I refuse. Gang leaves, one of them slaps the back of my head. I follow them down the steps of the bus and crack them on the back of the neck with my "gay umbrella". They run away screaming.


Why do I still feel like crying? Is it some kind of minority thing?

All arsehole-posts will be ignored. Kthxbai.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

WHAT

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

How did they know you were gay?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

because he has a gay umbrella

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

I see.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

a bumbrella?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

a pararsehole

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

COMEDY GOLD RIGHT HERE

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Because I am the campest bastard this side of the Tyne.
Happy?
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Would you like to see my arsehole?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

mongychops would

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Yes.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

I don't have a picture prepared.
This could take a while.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

I'll wait.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

Knowing what the justice system in this country is like, you'll probably get sentenced to 88 years in jail for assaulting a minor, without even a trial.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Needs more MOING!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

16 year olds in groups are going to be like that
laugh about it with the guy when you next go for dinner
( moohalaa, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

How fucking rational.
AKA, eat my shit.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

well what do you want us to say?
still stroppy that I wouln't sleep with you? you self-absorbed faggot haha
( moohalaa, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

Hypocrite.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Not really.
They're 16 and pushing their luck. If you'd been a woman on your own it would have been the same.

How did they know you were gay anyway? You don't dress that obviously. Did you have a T-shirt with 'I am gay' on it? If you were a hetero man on your own they may still have done the same.

Conclusion - gangs of 16 year olds are arseholes.

By the way, in case it doesn't sound like it, I'm sorry it happened to you, it shouldn't any more.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

I was wearing jeans, grey t-shirt and black cardigan.
I suppose it was the cardigan that gave it away?

It felt like being a black guy in the 50s.

Edit- why not pick on the other 30 people on the bus, a plethora of married/single men/women. In fact, one guy sat next to me half way through and chose to leave the seat and sit somewhere else because of the abuse.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Answer: move out of London.
In the smaller cities and more provinicial areas, people generally don't give a shit; for the most part, the worst they can do is point and laugh at you if you go out looking like a bell-end.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

I live in Newcastle, dickhead.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

That figures.
In London, you'd probably have been murdered.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

See, not particularly gay looking.
You were just unlucky.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

Yeah', the two things really compaire there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

Also, you're an ugly Jew and no-one likes you.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

He was a cunt then. He should have stayed, I would have done.
maybe they could see it was getting to you and that's why they carried on? Next time sit where the driver can see you.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

He was bumming another man at the time.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

he was bound entirely in scarves like some sort of gay mummy

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

*snarf*

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

sit on the driver's lap next time

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

haha wot
how'd they know you were gay? did you announce it when you got on?

HALLO IM ROONEY AND IM A GAY! CHASE ME IM FULL OF CHOCOLATES!
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

He was wearing a scarf indoors.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

Kids don't like being filmed.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

tell me more about the bus

( scott,, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)