Loads of chubby types on here dislike me.
There's a club!
I'm an equal rights internet user. Well done me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

They dislike you because they wish they were as huge as you.
Fucking beached whale.

Oh wait - beeyatchuhd wayhul.

Is that right?
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

CAN WE HAVE MOOHALAA INTERPRET?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

uh oh, where's Mike when you need him...

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

Inside some 80 year old's vagina, no doubt.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

i'll field this one!
ahem. "JMG IS FAT AND HAS A FUNNY ACCENT"
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

G0NZ0
dribbled his mouth juice all over my legs last time I saw him.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

Don't bring me into this.
You're the one picking on Jammy because you had a tiffle with some scallywags from his home-town and then played the vicitim to us.

Yeah', you're a regular Martin Luther you are.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

You're the one picking on me because I am retaliating against JMG's remarks.
You fucking hairy, snoring tub of shit.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

You're playing the victim again, you brought me into this, not the other way around.
Go and explain Marixsm to your bitch of the week, oh wait, I think out of the two, you're the one who's the bitch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

You speak fruit?!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

i took an evening course when it turned out i had a gay housemate

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Excellent political correcting, here.
*Firm handshakes*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

i'm doing my bit, jmg
but i'm just one (startlingly handsome) man
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Scottish, is he?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Ummmm... no.
He comes from the same place as me, you syphilitic tosspot.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Your lack of understanding makes me sad online.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Your lack of hilariousness makes me unhappy.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

You leave HBLC alone, you horrid bully.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

You leave ME alone,
You horrid fuzzy-loving shit-fuck.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

I knew I could rely on you!
I find it pointless to get into a slanging match with someone who I can only describe as a spastic.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Well done!
Hahahah!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)