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either that or I just made it up,
who can tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
ooooOOooOooo
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
actually it's what happens
if your parents don't put those little plastic blanks in all the electric sockets in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
Yip - nothing to do weith the jaw developing at a funny rate or nuffink. Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
god no that's just a coincidence,
there's no statistical correlation there whatsoever. It's BAD PARENTS who don't spend money on completely ineffectual solutions to problems that don't even exist in order to assuage the guilt that wouldn't even have occurred to them in the first place if they hadn't been so foolhardy as to look through the Innovations Catalogue.

Definitely the lack of little plastic things in the electrical sockets, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
I quite like your brain.
I think it would go down well with a joux and a side of oven-chips.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
just don't touch the frontal lobes,
they'd set your stomach off.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
hold on are you against the use of socket covers?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
yeah that's the gist of it.
or maybe not. no offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
i see

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
but they do stop your kids' teeth growing the wrong way,
because of all the lost volts floating through the air and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
if you sprinkle iron filings in front of an uncovered electrical socket,
they actually form into the shape of a malocclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
this is why hoovers suck

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)