THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST THREAD EVER
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( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/sammmmiii.jpg
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

How do those front teeth get up there?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

They're not any more
But in answer to your question - thumbsucking.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

I hear you have vaginal denture.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Who told you that?
I'll kill them.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Leonardo DiCaprio.
He said he quite liked it though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Ah, well, yes

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

it's what happens when you watch too many cartoons as a child.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I must be an exception to the rule
I didn't watch TV until I was about 10 or 12
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

either that or I just made it up,
who can tell?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

ooooOOooOooo
*shrugs*
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

actually it's what happens
if your parents don't put those little plastic blanks in all the electric sockets in the house.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Yip - nothing to do weith the jaw developing at a funny rate or nuffink. Nope.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

god no that's just a coincidence,
there's no statistical correlation there whatsoever. It's BAD PARENTS who don't spend money on completely ineffectual solutions to problems that don't even exist in order to assuage the guilt that wouldn't even have occurred to them in the first place if they hadn't been so foolhardy as to look through the Innovations Catalogue.

Definitely the lack of little plastic things in the electrical sockets, yes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

I quite like your brain.
I think it would go down well with a joux and a side of oven-chips.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

just don't touch the frontal lobes,
they'd set your stomach off.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

hold on are you against the use of socket covers?

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

yeah that's the gist of it.
or maybe not. no offence.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

i see

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

but they do stop your kids' teeth growing the wrong way,
because of all the lost volts floating through the air and that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

if you sprinkle iron filings in front of an uncovered electrical socket,
they actually form into the shape of a malocclusion.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

this is why hoovers suck

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

hahahahashahahahahahahahahahaha
*clicks like a mental*
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Ouch that's harsh.
Why not go for an easier target- me!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

ok.
*goes*
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

has anyone bought the swansea edition of the evening post?

( weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Think she said it'll be in there in a few days. I hope I get a personal mention.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

she?
it was a she? noooooooo! i could have gazzed her and asked for a picture of her bits :(
( weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Has she gone for good?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

no idea
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79398
( weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Probably Bou.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

well that was weird.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Just a little bit

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

its posts are just fucking mad.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

i kind of feel bad for cr3
just walking in on that b3ta.com/talk/6255846
( weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

what the hell

( well, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

www.thisisswansea.co.uk/
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

OH LAZYMUFFIN!
:(
( weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Awwww, I wanted to see ''you drove me to this, B3ta!!''

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

"It's all your fault, HaroldBishop'sLoveChild! You drove me to this!"

( weaver., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I was being nice until the talk about the Swansea Evening Post. That set me right off!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Why?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

It's my trigger phrase.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

hahaha, ahhh. I did a lol.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Uh huh

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

Well, so far I don't believe you

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

It's a shame. That last one had everything.
Snails, aircon and banter. What more can you ask for?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

We're not your entertainment monkeys.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

So hot...
unable... to... complete sentences... without... dramatic pauses...
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

It's not hot here
but it's like being wrapped in a blanket, fucking horrible
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

I'm so sweaty I think I've become frictionless
Hopefully I'll be able to slide down a gentle slope to the town later
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Don't complain
It's summer - it's meant to be hot. I wish it was hotter here.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

There's hot and there's heat
I love it in Spain as it is proper summer sun, here we get cloud and sweat, not nice.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I prefer rainy days
blowing drops off my nose, shaking my fur dry next to the dog, barking at thunderstorms, that sort of thing
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)