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"Does a floppy mean I'm gay?"
"I'm scared of pulling again in case I don't rise to the occasion. I'm 20, very confused at the moment and wondering if I'm gay - which I definitely don't want to be."
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
wtf

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
Pffft
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
"I don't know if it's being on the small side sexually and worrying about that which is getting me down."
"Lately, I turned down two chances to pull because of this. Am I gay?"

I like the way he's confused Deidre with Mystic Meg.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Pfft, get a grip, dude.
Just have a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
Seriously it's like QOTW inside a paper.
"When I finally admitted to my cousin I'd always fancied him, we ended up having the most passionate sex ever."
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
Ughhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
the gypsies have to keep their culture alive somehow

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
the sex was just rubbish before that point,
it's just not the same when you're forced into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
lol it all leads to incest

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

Nothing new then?
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
if he was Spanish he could get an amiga.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
if he was German
he could get an Amstrad
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
if he was a crayfish
he could get an old ibm mainframe
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)