Why do you bully us so?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I think I am reaching the final stages of b3ta/talk
where you come to hate everything because it is shit and it has suckered you in.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

The local chemist used to sell these:
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They got removed before I had a chance to buy them.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

I'm all for eugenics.
I mean, what fucking use is that?

I've got a niece who is a mong of some sort, too. Why do they bother feeding it? What the fuck will it ever be good for? LOLRAPE HO HO! Yes well done. But seriously, kill it and throw the scrounging parents out of their special council house for work shy cunts who have a mong star bonus prize.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I know someone who had a mong child.
They used the massive amounts of cash they got as a "prize" to build a massive extension to the house. Cocks.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

They probably needed to extend the house to fit Friz's face in

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

Gas them.
Or feed them to lions at ZOOS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Have chips with that.

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

I've never listened to any of your podcasts.
I'm going to give it a go now.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

You'll be sorry.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Is it really as shit as everyone says?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

Yes.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

I can't seem to get it to work.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

This is no time to discuss your penis

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

You always say the meanest things.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

They're shit.
HOnestly.

Try the Abraham Lincoln one and let me know what you think. Honestly like. Not panderingly. I thought it was better. Maybe not. I don't know.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

you'd be better served listening to Collings and Herrin's podcast
i've listened to, i think, 3 of baldmonkeys

they're alright, i guess
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Collins and Herring are going downhill.
I prefer Adam and Joe.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

i've really tried with Adam and Joe, I have
i don't get it :( some of their stuff is funny, but i'm putting them on the list of things i don't find as funny as everybody else along with The Mighty Boosh
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

And that's cool, man.
Everyone is different. Chill the fuck out.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

forum banter, no offence
good times etc
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

I'm not a fan of The Mighty Boosh, either.
It's a bit weird for the sake of being weird.
Like 'LOL LOOK AT THIS ONION, IT'S GOT HITLER PAINTED ON THE INSIDE OF IT IN POO.'

Same reason I never liked Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

it tries to hard to be LOLZANY in my opinion
i've tried the TV show, then Druid said, "oh, you need to listen to the radio show" so he lent me the entire radio show on CD

i really just don't get what is funny :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

you need to chillax

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Good poiint.
I saw some fish today. I thought of you. Then I saw a NO FISHING sign. So I stopped thinking of you. I'd like to go fishing.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

i will take any forum user fishing, it is a good hobby

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Good.
Maybe we will one day. Or not. Who knows.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

we could have a day
anglers paradise is not far from you
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

WHERE?
I find it hard to believe anywhere near Portsmouth could be described as paradise. LOL B-COZ IT IS SHIT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

well it is devon, but i have mates who fish down there on club lakes near pompey

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

are you bringing your gear to the CHB bash?
i hear there is a pond of some description, and was hoping for a mongychops fishing lesson. bivvy extra
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

i fear my bash days are over, too much venom

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

sad times :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

indeed, i use to arrange bashes with rik, go to them, but offline and online got all mixed up, now i can't be fucked

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

Did you get him up the duff and he gave birth to a beautiful bouncing bivvy?

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

i miss rik :(
back in the day he came all the way up to blackpool for a bash
good times

the youngsters here won't even remember him soon :(
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Welcome to the world of the pissed
and lonely
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)